No Guts, No Glory

bessbadger, put your phone down, and go to sleep! Seriously, you need rest.

(Source: supagirl)

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

That means you want someone whose spine tried to escape through his dick, but got stuck there.

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

tastefullyoffensive:

Smile for the camera! [x]

(Source: acuteasian)

I can’t sleep

commencal661:

So I’m constantly checking if she already saw my messages.

But she’s probably asleep

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I can’t sleep

So I’m constantly checking if she already saw my messages.

Reblog - Posted 6 hours ago with 2 notes